Your first, callously ignorant response may be "Air guitar always looks stupid." But a glance at these two dollbabies here should make clear that if you can bring it on stage, you can bring it at a shitty party with a pool cue and a rifle, too. YR COL' KILLIN' IT, GENTS. Hails.

(Everyone sees that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle back there, right? You're all noting that?)