Despite my civic-minded intervention, the coffeeshop whose specials board trumpeted their new "carmel" beverage has not addressed the concerns expressed in my tip jar correction. "Carmel" remains "Carmel" and continues to taze me with its wicked misshape. Fine. They're "lagging", as the kids say. No evidence of ill will, on its face. Only: the specials board now also announces upcoming specials in light of their "anniversery". In this new error, I smell passive aggression. I expect the errors to multiply until the entire board resembles a text message sent by a 13-year-old. I believe this is being done to me.