While everyone else was making hot Halloween party, I was having drunkenly hollered at me "Aw fuck did you let that boil? You're cooking seaweed, you're not fucking sterilizing hospital linen." And some time later -
"Kin'y'taste the broth pleace."
"Yeah, but uh, what am I tasting for exactly?"
[eyes rolled spasmodically ceilingward, in a voice so snotty you could practically see it come out of his mouth] "Ummmmm, DELICIOUSNESS?"