Good absent Christ, are there some romantic butterfly species names: The Atala, Gold-Drop Helicopis, Jeweled Nawab, Two-Tailed Pasha, The Mosaic, The Wizard (these are all actual, again, actual), The Gaudy Commodore, Himalayan Jester, Cocoa Mort Blue, Small Postman, Scarce Bamboo Page, Little Wood Satyr

("But what of moths?" you cry, all tremulous? Fine, here: Argent and Sable, Garden Carpet, Pepper-and-Salt Geometer, Indecorous Eggar, Muslin Bombyx, The Geometrician, Inquisitive Monkey, The Infant)