An ongoing panel debate I've started: What is the worst possible band/solo artist shirt a theoretical blind date could show up wearing? Which fandom could most instantly doom? My #1's a three-way tie between Bonnie Raitt, Fishbone and specifically Achtung Baby-era U2. (Any U2'd start Blindie in a magma-deep hole, but an Achtung Baby job in particular, caw, scalding.) Lil' None More Metal offers "Uhh . . . Sublime? No jazz, a jazz shirt!"

"K, jazz isn't so much a band, though. You and parameters, not intimate."

"Prince."

"Oh ooog, dead on. 50 times worse if it's on a guy though."

"Oh 100 times."