Our front door now bears its first-ever graffito: "KLEPTO", it reads. Christ. Could there be a more disconcering tag than that to show up on one's residence? Feels rather like a warning of some sort. KLEPTO, when you return and burglarize me, please make sure my cats don't run out the door. (And tell EXODUS that that's some nice work he did on the cheese shop across the street - fine use of shading, EXODUS.)