"Anyhow, I've gotten way off course here. My point's just that I can't stop thinking that people are as their blogs make them seem, like, on the rare occasions that I read other people's blogs, when someone seems y'know brutally cool, I can't keep in mind that it's absurd to consider that the 'real' them."

"Uh huh."

"'Cause like, people reading my blog, they've probably got a fascinatingly warped take on me, to the extent that they give a sh*t. They might think 'Oh, she's so self-deprecating', not knowing that I'm really nuts and nothing's exaggerated."

[nearly audible biting of tongue, then:] "I . . . I think they might actually be pretty clear on that, babe."