I've got this friend. He prefers men to women romantically, and is unpleasantly overproud of how shocked people are to learn this fact. A homophobic homo, and what a charming bunch they are. Sure, he ****s ****, but he's got a sweet jumpshot and a muscle car, so he doesn't "count" somehow. God, the tedium. Anyway, here's the point I'm getting to, a point I take pleasure in making in this forum because I know he doesn't read this thing. Mr. Butchie? If you want to keep burnishing that gaydar-jamming machismo you've got, you may wish to avoid cooking up honey-persimmon oatmeal made with cream and stating that you intend to "pioneer the field of dessert oatmeal". You fag.