Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Injury/slapstick mishap tally for the season's first day of heavy rain: 4

(2 inadvertent harpoonings of passerby with my umbrella; 1 instance of screechingly spinning my truck's tires on the wet backtop 3 feet from a manned police cruiser; 1 executive vice president doused holy water-style with rain from my hair as I shook it off.)


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