Tuesday, October 05, 2004

As world leaders cordially congratulate Indonesia's new president, Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, some commentators and onlookers privately mourn the loss of the incumbent president he defeated. A Berkeley, CA woman, who has asked to remain anonymous, comments "Mr. Yudhoyono's credentials look good or whatever, and I like that he goes by 'SBY', because it reminds me of TCBY, but seriously, talking about geopolitics will never be the same now that we can no longer say 'President Megawati'." The woman appeared to color with anger. "Her surname was f*cking Megawati: you don't oust that kind of name!"


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