In a long-overdue decision, my personal justice system is finally ready to prosecute a pernicious class of offenders, one which has been recklessly flouting universally-held principles of decency since the early 1990s. The matter has not yet reached the penalty phase, so punishments have not yet been handed down. But, music journalists and commentators? If you have ever written or uttered the phrase "DJs are the new rock stars", watch. Your. Back.