Soon, the long hallway in my apartment will be painted two complementary shades of quite strong pink, in large part a show of devotion to '70-'71 Cudas done up in what Plymouth called "Moulin Rouge" - a stock color for this vehicle, if such a thing can be believed. My point in mentioning it is this: friends and visitors inclined to call the hallway either The Birth Canal or The Barbie Aisle? Consider this your preemption.