Just overheard in the elevator, said by one man to two others: "She doesn't want to get married on a golf course, because she says everyone does that now [they do?], but I said the reason why everyone does it [do they?] is because it's the best place."

Someday soonish I will no longer work in a corporate office environment, and every time I see a man in a suit I will flush with the ecstatic realization that such a world is no longer part of my life. I will finally be able to wake up thinking "I don't have to be around investment banking today, or ever again", replacing what I've woke up thinking since 1998: "I don't have to go to gym class today, or ever again."