"Did that hurt?"
"Did it . . . yes."
"That's funny, I wouldn't think that would be painful for you."
"Do I want to ask why?"
"Well, in a worldview where spiders and dogs are interchangeable, I'd think that enormous pain and great physical pleasure'd be pretty interchangeable too."
"Oh sh*t, oh come on, I said nothing like -"
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE TRANSCRIPT? BECAUSE THERE HAPPENS TO BE A TRANSCRIPT."
"It wasn't a f***ing all-points analogy! I just said -"
"That dogs, spiders, eh, more or less the same."
"That they're equally [Halloween voice] scayyyy-reee to me, which is really the reasonable position -"
"Oh your credibility, it's such sh*t -"
[sharply] "OK. OK. It wasn't a great analogy. Listen. Fine. Forget spiders and dogs. It's more like spiders and chickens."
[sputtering] "Oh, super improvement, honey, that's a super -"
"F***ing listen. God. GOD. If I'm walking through the woods and I see a really big spider, I think oh, there's a creature. If I'm at, Christ I don't know, someone's ranch and I see a rooster I think oh, there's a creature. Does that help?"
"Is everything about cock with you?"