Here is what will soon be hitting the streets labeled a "Dodge Charger".

Here is what "Dodge Charger" has meant until now, until this.

Huh. You know, I think later I'll scorch some sugar cubes with a butane lighter, stick them on top of some dollar-store boxed flan mix, call it "creme brulee" and try to sell it. Apparently this sort of approach is good business.